December 2009
40 posts
Hamlet parody
Enter Bob Barker.
Will the minions of hell reach up to take me,
Or should I just come onnnn down?
This is the price I just can’t correctly guess:
Should I remain, watching Americans
Of all ages bid on the cost of a sectional couch
Or a pint of heavy cream, or should I
Purposefully end the relentless estimation of
Useless and arbitrarily-priced junk?
To die, to sleep, to win an...
